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In each of us is the capacity to decide what drives our actions. So, what is it that makes some choose selflessness: the need to devote oneself to something greater? While others know only self-interest?
And congrats on doing it all on your tablet! It took me forever to get used to mine.
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Q: What is the circumference of a moose?
A: Michael Palin with his face in a pie times Douglas Adams squared.
very cute though! and I wants a tablet... *jealous*
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"He's cleaning our floors, that fiend!"
| f | r | e | d | -- my anti-rowling
current obsessions: Fred Weasley, Doctor Who, One Piece, Tsubasa Chronicles, Cosplay (Aerith and Nami)!!!
Mellorine~~ (♥_\\)
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"MUM! How absolutely corking to see you!" ~Fred Weasley
"We tried to lock him up in a pyramid, but Mum spotted us." ~ George Weasley
"It causes death, destruction, and REALLY big ouchies!" ~ me
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