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Offically engaged to Barbossa since June 3rd, 2007, at 8:30 pm.
~Sweeney Todd + Assassins + Michael Cerveris~
"I am a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar."
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Q: What is the circumference of a moose?
A: Michael Palin with his face in a pie times Douglas Adams squared.
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Austria: Prussia has occupied my vital regions!
Maria Theresa: Er, there are more decent expressions for it...
Read about more countries at Axis Powers Hetalia![link]
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"MUM! How absolutely corking to see you!" ~Fred Weasley
"We tried to lock him up in a pyramid, but Mum spotted us." ~ George Weasley
"It causes death, destruction, and REALLY big ouchies!" ~ me
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In each of us is the capacity to decide what drives our actions. So, what is it that makes some choose selflessness: the need to devote oneself to something greater? While others know only self-interest?
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Q: What is the circumference of a moose?
A: Michael Palin with his face in a pie times Douglas Adams squared.
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Q: What is the circumference of a moose?
A: Michael Palin with his face in a pie times Douglas Adams squared.
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